Maud is a bartender at Club La Boom. We don’t know very much about her, except for the fact that sexiness was bestowed upon her by the higher powers that be. We also know that she is too busy for us, so instead of discussing banalities with her over drinks at a martini lounge we decided to interview the photographer - who happens to be just as sexy.
What did you think about Maud?
I think I should make a wax figurine of her and sell it to Madame Tussaud's museum. Then split the royalties with Maud, because I’m a nice guy – of course!
What is her favorite drink?
I had some shots with her, I had tequila and she had a Juicy Pussy.
Was it difficult to photograph her?
Not at all, after I calmed the burning feeling in my loins, the only adjustments I had to make was increase the ISO speed because she moves so fast behind the bar, and reduce the exposure time, because she’s so hot that she creates her own light – if you know what I mean?
I have no idea what you mean, but does that really matter. This interview is over, any last remarks?
Actually yes, go see her and the other bartenders at La Boom, they are shockingly smoking. And if you see Maud, get her a Juicy Pussy.