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Planning for New Years now made easier than planning for a wedding.


Updated on the 1st of every month

by Montreal-Clubs.com Crew

Barbara is like kryptonite, she is also a bartender at Lodge. We sent one of our best interviewers to mingle with her, and find out who Barbara really is. Unfortunately, after creeping and lurking around the bar for a couple of minutes, her sexiness left him tongue tied, which in turn, left me, the editor, without any content. So instead of doing just an exposé, I decided it was best to insert excerpts of this twisted and incompetent interview.

M-C.com: Barbara, soooooo…is that your real name?

Barbara: Yup.

M-C.com: Cooool, so what time do you end work?

Barbara: Three.

M-C.com: Shitty.

(Pause)

M-C.com: Really shitty. I was thinking that after work, you could come to my place. Did the Canadians win?

Barbara: What? Who are you?

M-C.com: Ahhhhhhhhh….

At this point, I was finishing my pint of Boreal Rousse (fuck the imports), when I saw him pick up and bolt for the door. Where he went, I don't know, but somewhere out there, he is piecing it all together, wondering how her sexiness could penetrate his mind like kryptonite.





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