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Planning for New Years now made easier than planning for a wedding.



by Dr. Smooth

If only he knew that he didn't belong there, then his ridiculing would never have occurred. It was like playing Where's Waldo, but much much easier.

Oh by the way - rule # 89 - chest hair should always be shorter than head hair. But do you seriously think that he knows about these rules?
Most men would strum their guitar under a lamppost to serenade their lovers - he instead pulls out his fake finger-gun and shows her the kind of security she can rely on. If a steady 10 to 7 job isn't enough, she can count on his original fashion sense (Is that a Reebok T-Shirt?!) Bling-bling!
This man looks like his mother fucked one too many tigers. My advice to you: stick to the gazelles. And judging by his look; if it weren't for the electric fence that surrounded this mammalian predator, the remains of our photographer would have been scattering around the nation's capital. This would be the guy that we leave behind when the human race colonizes another planet. But I bet he can chug a bottle of rubbing alcohol faster than you!
Tee hee hee! Doesn't this look like some sort of homosexual fantasy come true? These three single guys were posing for a picture on the couch when - BAM! - a fruity cherubic angel fell from the sky, ass first. Look at their expressions: they're all like 'yum yum bubblegum!' 'What the...? I was just lying here, with my hairy legs crossed, posing for Camping Monthly's swimsuit issue - when all of a sudden a UFO appeared in the sky!'

No, you moron. That's not a UFO. It's the flashlight of the weary park ranger, asking you to get your stoned ass out of his park. Go get some fizzy candy and go home.
Here he is again, this game just gets easier. However, due to the Indian Gestapo - trust me they exist - pressured us into squeezing him between two long legged Rockettes (who happen to accept him for who he is: a man with a destiny). There's nothing wrong with this guy. Seriously! That is if you don't consider megalomania a deterrent, and the fact that he has more issues than Time Magazine.

What about her? I swear she's normal!


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