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by Dr. Smooth's pupil


Hypnosis, another great power
you feel sooo sleepy...
I know; with a title like this, and on the pages of the institution that Montreal-Clubs.com is, everyone would expect me to shoot the most superficial and macho comments on women talk. I somewhat wish I did, as it could really be funny (well, at least to men it would, I'd probably get tons of hate mail from members of the gentle sex). Making fun of people is always good, but for some unknown reason, I want to be serious for once (maybe crank up some funny stereotypes at the end, we'll see how it all goes).

My motivations are quite simple, in the last few days I've been trying to understand where the power that women have over men comes from. What makes someone go completely gaga over some girl? Obvious reasons, the god-given weapons of quasi-mass destruction that women have been blessed with. Well, for a one nighter or a quickie, that is probably the explanation. But for going gaga, there must be something more. You'll probably say, her personality, her attitude, her smarts, but even there, something seems to be missing. It is too simple of an answer, taken straight from a crappy Hollywood movie, which by the way, are only intended to kill our imagination and forcefully convince us of what reality is.

Now bear with me, as what I am about to say might be the result of a long month of over-drinking. I have to admit thatů damn I forgot what I wanted to admit (no kidding here, I really forgot). Definitely, a break from the pleasant reality-disconnecting alcohol nights is required. So here it goes; I think I have discovered woman's secret. Revealing it here will probably get me sniped while sleeping tonight, but this is a noble cause for which I am ready to sacrifice.

Women's power is in their talk.

Not in their voice, or tone or something. And the secret of this power it is actually much simpler than I originally though it would be. It is simply in what they say; when a woman is ready to strike, I believe she says the most contradicting and confusing things, and all this on purpose. The sole goal is to confuse the poor pray. Create a sort of haze, a cloud in the mind of the selected victim, which is then so lost that the only wait out is to submit to this great power that managed to bamboozle you so easily.

So next time your football player / meat-head buddy tell you that he never ever understands women, tell him that it is all part of the plan, and not to worry about it.

It is as simple as this, and if you don't agree with me, then that's your problem. My advice to you is, don't try to understand, just follow it, whatever that it is.





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